If I had a dollar for every time you wanted it like that...

James Crackorn here, and I am ready to defrost that spare liver.
I had lowered my expectations enough to walk into the bar… only to be greeted by a packed room; drinking, jumping, and enjoying the FUNK that PARKSIDEave had brought with them. Fortunately, the band had enough for the whole class.
May 3rd you can get more of that when the band teams again with Showin'Tell and Jagermeister for another night of ALL-AMERICAN ROCK (shhhh, we know we call ourselves a funk band).
Digital clocks are ticking down in bars all over. St.Patrick's day is just around the corner, and safety is not the first thing on your list? We have a solution. You know the night before (Friday March 16th)? Why not enjoy a night out then, and at midnight… BANG, you're Irish! Don't know if the green beer will be flowing, doesn't seem like big daddy's style. Something green will probably happen.

PARKSIDEave @ the Nail, FRIDAY, 3/16. Headliners… not sure what time that means but we will keep you posted. Green undergarments and designated drivers are encouraged.
And the rumors that the band is changing format to an ALL John Denver tribute ... FALSE.
Mickey WILL BE starring as Bob Denver, this spring, when Gilligan's Island makes it's stage debut at the Academy of Music. Good Luck, little buddy.
James Crackorn and I DO care.